thecolorsofmymind:

  A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that……. Never mind.

thecolorsofmymind:

 
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that……. Never mind.

People are supposed to fuck. It is our main purpose in life, and all those other activities—playing the trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse—are just ways of passing the time until you can fuck again.

— Cynthia Heimel (via aag) (via cupcakesandporn) (via bendingsubmission)

durgasplayground:

(via lumieres-home)
i’d like that to be tasted like that right now

durgasplayground:

(via lumieres-home)

i’d like that to be tasted like that right now

neglect.

I have been neglecting my little diary of a blog for the past month or so but that’s only because I was busy with finishing up with finals, getting a new job, and getting trashed in celebration of the two. I have so much to write about…so many things happened recently that have been fucking with my head. I’m at a weird place right now…but tonight is not the night I share my stories..tonight is the night I remind my little blog that I haven’t forgotten about her.

I love this… it would be me and my friends exactly- if we were in black and white and brooding.
forhereyesonly:

brittney-lynn:

(via dimestorelover)

I love this… it would be me and my friends exactly- if we were in black and white and brooding.

forhereyesonly:

brittney-lynn:

(via dimestorelover)

I think it’s when you don’t give a shit, that you win.

—Anthony Bourdain (via deckerevolution) (via keenonboys) (via cuntlery)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY